Inspired by the fact that neither Josh nor Ross had heard of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, I’ve been motivated to commence a series of some of his work. These quotes first appeared as part of Saturday Night Live – almost as an interstitial. BB
I wouldn’t be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn’t a person, because it would be too small. But there’s a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy — something like that.
— Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey