Official Parker/Stone Statement + TomKitten

After Comedy Central pulled the plug on a re-run of the “Trapped in the Closet” episode of South Park, Matt Parker and Trey Stone‘s attorney issued the following statement:


So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

Comedy Central‘s official explanation of the event:

“In light of the events of earlier this week, we wanted to give Chef an appropriate tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for.”

and mentioned nothing about ViacomComedy Central‘s parent company – being Tom Cruise‘s corporate bitch.

Check out Defamer for more.

And while I’m here – if you hadn’t caught the news already – Katie Holmes has allegedly given birth to a 7lb 7oz, 20inch girl which has been named Suri Holmes-Cruise. Having had a wander around the interweb for reactions and come across these pics:
Katie's Prosth.
I seriously have my doubts about the pregnancy being for real. I mean, look at those jeans! There’s no WAY a real preggo belly could cope with that kinda tightness; what’s with the impression in the t-shirt at the level of the bottom of the right lapel (especially evident in the bottom and second-bottom left pic); AND why is there no evidence of milk engorged teats?

I want a DNA test, dammit! (Yes, it’s my baby but I’m not sure who the mother is…)

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