After Comedy Central pulled the plug on a re-run of the “Trapped in the Closet” episode of South Park, Matt Parker and Trey Stone‘s attorney issued the following statement:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
Comedy Central‘s official explanation of the event:
“In light of the events of earlier this week, we wanted to give Chef an appropriate tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for.”
and mentioned nothing about Viacom – Comedy Central‘s parent company – being Tom Cruise‘s corporate bitch.
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And while I’m here – if you hadn’t caught the news already – Katie Holmes has allegedly given birth to a 7lb 7oz, 20inch girl which has been named Suri Holmes-Cruise. Having had a wander around the interweb for reactions and come across these pics:
I seriously have my doubts about the pregnancy being for real. I mean, look at those jeans! There’s no WAY a real preggo belly could cope with that kinda tightness; what’s with the impression in the t-shirt at the level of the bottom of the right lapel (especially evident in the bottom and second-bottom left pic); AND why is there no evidence of milk engorged teats?
I want a DNA test, dammit! (Yes, it’s my baby but I’m not sure who the mother is…)
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