Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

One Comment

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hey, that’s not funny, it actually happened to me once.

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