Get your red-hot talking Coonan Parrot dolls

Hot off the Boxcutters production line, where starving, one-armed Pakistani orphan children work their nobbled, spastic fingers raw tying pull strings 18 hours a day, for $0.57US a day, the Boxcutters Talking Coonan Parrot doll.

Be quick because this limited item will be rampaging out the door for just $19.95 from the Boxcutters Superstore o’ Love and, once they’re gone, that’s it.

The Boxcutters Talking Coonan Parrot doll

2 Comments

  1. There is no talking Coonan parrot doll.

  2. Sorry Dishy, they were such a hit they’ve all sold out.

    Keep your eyes peeled for our next Boxcutters special edition release.

    BB

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