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Boxcutters Episode 28

Recorded live… from Melbourne, Australia… it’s BOXCUTTERS episode 28.

We’re joined by a very special new member of the family for the first time. She’s funny. She’s intelligent. She’s gorgeous. She’s got the longest legs I’ve ever seen. She’s Jess McGuire and she’s got more salacious gossip than 5 National Enquirers put together.

I Don’t Buy It with these all-singing, all-dancing ads for water.

We’ve uncovered a good Lost related web site that keeps up with the Australian rate of the show.

Crap TV takes aim at the way channel 10 breaks up some of its programming.

Raywatch checks out some suspicious shenanigans inferring that other channels are reporting what they’re not.

Josh highlights some new quality shows not to miss.

And there’s the usual high standard of reportage of TV news along with checking out how channel 9 is going in the ratings, now that their Pepsi Olympics coverage is out of the way.

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Boxcutters Episode 27

From the current home of the Commonwealth games comes another leg in the sport that is Boxcutters. Let’s see what goodies we’ve got for you this week…

The games really haven’t been the ratings bonanza for channel 9 that they hoped – or promised – and we take a long hard look at the coverage and what it has meant for the ratings.

We’ll “C” what Ross doesn’t buy.

In the community service announcement section of the show, we’ve got a warning for anyone who browses the web and is only seeing Lost when channel 7 decide to send an episode out.

For the weather watchers out there, we’ve got some very exciting news from the ABC.

And we’ve got almost too much news to fill us up to the full 70 minutes.

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Boxcutters Episode 26

The games kicked off last night with the military precision that’s reminiscent of any episode of Boxcutters… like this one.

We talk about the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony – one hour of killer content sqeezed into four hours of air time.

Senator Helen Coonan unveiled a discussion document on the proposed new Australian media laws, while bringing up the hoary old chestnut of advertising on the ABC and just in time to be buried by the nation’s distraction with the games. We dig through the 40 page release to find out what they’re hiding.

Ross brings some Crap TV to our attention and Brett finds another reason not to buy those flirt messaging ads.

We take a look at Bert‘s culpability for the ratings woes of channel 9.

And we notice the ABC are ignoring the White House goings-on in favour of all the relationship drama going on around The West Wing – if you believe their promos.

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Boxcutters Episode 25

Sometimes the weeks just fly by. You decide if this is one of those.

Ross is away this week and sitting in his seat is the amazingly beautiful Marieke Hardy.

Be soothed with the idea of us filling your ears with all the TV related News you can handle.

Our discussion of the ratings this week and the Oscars telecast cause controversy throughout the television world.

Raywatch rears its ugly head again. When will these current affairs programmes learn that we are onto them?

We also have some new shows and a comment on people ripping us off.

Boxcutters is a world of fun fun fun!

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Boxcutters Episode 24

Remember when your mother used to tell you that these jokes always end up badly? Here is living proof.

This week on Boxcutters you can hear the wonders of:

  • Our discussion on how Nine digs itself deeper into a ratings hole;
  • Those basketball playing cars are back in I Don’t Buy It;
  • Ross points the finger in Raywatch;
  • Bleep bloop bleep bloop;
  • And we discuss the many disasters that make up Crap TV

Boxcutters: where we cram 45 minutes of material into a 70 minute show.

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Boxcutters Episode 23

This week on Boxcutters we talk and talk and talk. For example:

  • we cover the coverage of the winter games on 7;
  • Josh brings us some Raywatch contenders;
  • there’s news that two new hosts are required to make up just one Eddie McGuire. We talk about Garry Lyon and James Brayshaw and footballers, in general, who aspired to a media career once the boots come off;
  • Ross takes aim and unloads his anger about Magda’s Funny Bits and Clever;
  • Brett‘s got a quick review of channel 7‘s new big gun, Commander in Chief;
  • and we take a browse through some of your letters to us.

It’s a crazy, mixed-up world out there in TV land but we’ll help you through and hopefully get you just a little more relaxed and comfortable with what’s going on.

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Boxcutters Episode 22

We plan to tell you what to do with a drunken sailor earlie in the morning but first, here’s some stuff about TV.

This week on Boxcutters you can hear:

  • Some quality news (both kinds, good and bad);
  • An interview with recent Late Show with David Letterman intern Daniel Burt;
  • Crap TV sees Ross take on the cricket coverage;
  • There are some quotes from Australia’s Brainiest TV Star (or whatever it was called);
  • Brett takes on the new season of Media Watch;
  • and Josh discovers what he once lost about Lost.

How much more could we fit in 70 minutes of TV discussion? Well, there are bits and pieces but you have to find them for yourself.

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Boxcutters Episode 21

Twenty-one today, twenty-one today… That’s right, it’s our 21st episode this week so watch us go as we step into podcast adulthood.

Apart from the regular stack of TV news, we also take a look at the impending appointment of Eddie McGuire to head job at channel nine, even as they run around the office in a blind panic about what’s going on with their ratings. We also focus on the network’s scheduling pecularities.

In the countdown to the end of the summer broadcasting season, Crap TV can be found almost anywhere you go across the networks.

And our regular segments, I Don’t Buy It, Letters to Boxcutters and Quotes all get a run on this week’s brilliant episode.

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Boxcutters Episode 20

Like a group hug from a bunch of strangers, Boxcutters is simultaneously comforting and disturbing. Not sure what we mean by that? Then have a listen to this episode and hear:

  • All the news about television from the week;
  • A big discussion about the new 9 logo and the watermark;
  • Those morning news shows and whatever their point is;
  • Raywatch is back;
  • There is no buying the latest Channel 9 News ad;
  • and just so 9 has some company in being bashed, Ross has some words about the Green Guide.

It sounds harsh but it really is a lot of fun.

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Boxcutters Episode 19

God help us, we were only 19.

This week, on a special Australia Day episode of Boxcutters, we bring you all the goodness you can expect from the upcoming week on TV. There is also:

  • a special 30 minutes of news;
  • discussions on Lost and Prison Break, which both start this week;
  • Ross discussing his disappointment with the tennis coverage;
  • and some faffing on about topics that may or may not be related.

All in all, from listening to Boxcutters you will enjoy 70 minutes of pure, television-related joy.

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