Annual Archives: 2009

As we sail into our 5th year of Boxcutters ? thanks for all the cards and pressies for our birthday last week, BTW ? we take a look at the future of another show of longevity, Hey Hey it’s Saturday, as we talk to Wilbur Wilde about how things are going in the run-up to the two special reunion shows, happening on Tuesday(!) September 29 and October 6. Keep an ear out – there seemed to be a strange echo in the studio that sounded a little like some names we know.

Operation Generation Kill is launched, covering the TV series from HBO based on the reports of Evan Wright, reporting for Rolling Stone magazine.

Brett points out the rape of a cultural icon in his I Don’t Buy It.

And we’ve got your Letters, viewing advice for the week with One Thing and the News coverage we’re known and loved for.

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copy of? Generation Kill.

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    We have a week full of broken rules of time and finance with:

    Tom Elliott inventing the flux capacitor giving us some rational explanations for the asset writedowns and massive profit downgrade at 7 and how hard 9 and 10’s parent companies are doing it;

    a preview of Flash Forward, coming to our screens on the 7 network after the ultimate conclusion of Lost; and

    The Lost Room from the SciFi Channel in Things You May Have Missed.

    Pick up your very own copy of The Lost Room on DVD from Amazon.

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    Nurse Jackie is the new show from Showtime in the US starring Edie Falco. Come Back Mrs Noah is an old show from the late 70s that John once saw. There’s an I don’t buy it and a whole bunch of other stuff to make you laugh, cry and possibly even hit yourself in the nose with a hammer.
    Ouch:

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    Conspiracy theories in television


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    Last week Oliver Stone announced his latest project. It’s a ten-part documentary series called the Secret History of America.

    Stone is the king of creative conspiracy theorists. This series is apparently going to include newly discovered facts from the Kennedy administration and the Vietnam War amongst other things.

    So I think it’s important to note how television has shaped the landscape of conspiracy theories.

    Of course we can spend hours talking about the X-Files and its Lone Gunmen characters who subsequently had their own spin-off series that didn’t last very long. We could subsequently disappear up our own arses trying to work out why it didn’t last very long and who gave the order to pull it from air.

    We can talk about the first moon landing being the first televised event to be derided as a hoax by conspiracy theorists who believe that the whole thing was shot on a soundstage in Burbank.

    We can talk about programmes like 24, Prison Break, Heroes and even my beloved Lost, that base their entire story-lines around international conspiracy theories.

    But we won’t, and I think you know why.

    Conspiracy theories are a simple way to create intrigue in a series. They give the audience a chance to be part of the story-telling. Every reveal escalates the conspiracy up some chain of command that feeds on our fears of lack of freedom. They raise a question of the control we have over our own lives but, more importantly, how much trust do we put in the medium that is giving us information.

    While these shows impel us to question everything that we see on television, they also serve as a warning. When we see the protagonist who has been following a conspiracy-chain for several episodes or several seasons, they always end up as loners, obsessed with finding the truth, often wearing the same clothes day after day.

    So do these shows want us to actually know the truth or are they trying to stop us from finding the truth? And who’s in charge of trying to keep us confused like this?

    Would you believe me if I told you it was an international federation of school teachers? I’m not crazy. This is the truth, people. They control the information. We are all their puppets.

    Or maybe not.

    This first appeared as an audible segment on John Richards’s excellent Outland Institute radio programme.

    Because we are all the fifth cylon


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    For this week’s episode, the computer decided that we should largely sound like Davros. Sorry but we’re not going to put it up.

    It was hilarious and insightful but clearly just wasn’t meant to be.

    If you want, you can take this opportunity to listen to John interview Alan Brough. It has swears in it!

    Exterminate. Exterminate.
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    Ep 193: Hung, Parker Lewis, Hamlet!

    This week we look at the new HBO drama, Hung, and in Before and After School there’s Parker Lewis Can’t Lose.

    Parker Lewis Can’t Lose: The Complete First Season
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    Go! It’s an instruction for tedium


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    I really love what the free to air networks have done with digital television. The offering from Channel 9, Go!, is a remarkable piece of television development.

    Remember when networks didn’t know how to fill their entire schedule so they’d put old, cheap or seemingly random programmes on at dead times? My Two Dads at 4pm, Newhart whenever it rained at the cricket, and Thrillseekers at midday on Saturday were all old Channel 9 staples.

    I don’t think they ever thought people were watching their station at these times. Either that or Kerry Packer really loved an afternoon of stuntmen jumping cars over canyons.

    One of the ingenious things about Go! is that you can watch their entire programming for a day depending on whether you wake up in the morning or the afternoon. They’ve really catered this one to the lazy. Despite the exclamation mark in the title, Go! does not seem to be an imperative. In fact, it’s the name I’d give to a new designer drug that made you feel like you were having a good time while really the whole world was passing you by.

    Here’s a taste of what they’ve launched with: The Nanny, Just Shoot Me, Entertainment Tonight, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, and Australia’s Funniest Home Videos. All of those shows are available TWICE A DAY. In case you miss an episode of the Nanny you can catch it again eight and a half hours later!

    I think what happened is they couldn’t fit the entire title, “Go Into A Vegetative State!”, on the screen.

    Really, this was the laziest thing I’ve seen come out of the Free To Air networks for some time. Somebody got paid for coming up with that programming schedule, that title, that media release that came to my inbox. Everybody involved should be ashamed.

    Pitching a buddy detective drama


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    OK. ActualChad is clearly throwing everything he’s got at this pitching competition. We’re loving his entries. Here’s a video trailer he produced:

    Think you’ve got what it takes to beat ActualChad? Enter the Pitch Boxcutters competition and win yourself a Crumpler Bean Bag!

    Surprise Paintball


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    Here is our first pitch competition entry, from ActualChad Productions:

    Surprise Paintball pitch

    Surprise Paintball pitch

    Dock You Meant Aries


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    So there’s this thing that’s been on the television for a while, I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it, but the kids are calling it “Reality Television“.

    Anyway it’s this thing where you get real people in real life situations and follow them around or see them in fish-out-of-water scenarios like the mother from one family going to live with a different family for a couple of weeks.

    It reminds me a lot of this thing they used to have on television called “documentaries“. Do you remember those? They were fantastic. We’d learn all about the world as people showed us the lives of ants or, if they were on SBS, the lives of Hitler’s ants.

    Well, hold on to your seat because documentaries are back, baby, they just look a little different.

    Because people have such low attention spans and trust issues, these programmes need to have famous British people:

    And of course, they can pretty much only be on the ABC for them to have any credibility whatsoever.

    This week we’ve got the premier of two of these documentary things*.

    The first is on Sunday night on ABC1. Stephen Fry, who you might remember from Blackadder, driving through the US and telling us about local customs in a way that is different to Louis Theroux or Ruby Wax.

    Then on Tuesday there’s Tony Robinson, who you might remember from Blackadder, presenting the history of Crime and Punishment.

    Apparently, this is not as you would expect – a 5 minute piece saying:

    Dostoyevsky had an idea for a book, sat down with pen and paper for a few months and then got a publishing deal.

    No, instead it’s about laws and criminals and punitive measures.

    I don’t know who else from Blackadder is making documentaries but they seem to be the most trusted people in the world.

    * Be aware that this was written to go to air on 7 August so time references might have no bearing to the actual time you’re reading this, if you are reading this, and if you’re not, I’m not talking to you so turn around and face the wall.